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His Ex Sent Him An Apology Letter & He Graded It In A Savage Way & Sent It Back

  • By Asad Tipu
  • August 27, 2017
  • 2 minutes read

Ladies and gentlemen, take notes.

When dealing with your exes, you have to make sure you never forget why they’re your exes in the first place. Yes, you spent a lot of time emotionally invested in them, but that’s no grounds for sissy behaviour. If they’re acting up, get up and leave.

And if they apologise, fine.

If they ask you to take them back, throw it in their face.

We could all learn from Nick Lutz.

According to him, she screwed up, he dumped her, she wants him back.

She went old fashioned too. Wrote him an actual letter. And he certainly wasn’t going to go back to her, so he did what any good lad ought to.

He busted out the red pen, opened a bottle of champagne, and began to mark her letter.

The ex wrote “I never cheated on you.”

To this, Lutz was arguably confused. He underlined it, highlighted it, and noted:

Strong statement. No supporting details to support your hypothesis.

It’s like how a schoolteacher would check a rowdy student’s homework.

Red marks all over the place.

In the end, she got a D-

Teacher Lutz’ final remarks on the issue was as such:

Long intro, short conclusion, short hypothesis but nothing to back it up. Details are important. If you want to be believed, back it up with proof.

You claim that cheating never occurred but place blame on yourself, then what for? Need to stop contradicting your own story and pick a side.

While this gesture is appreciated, I would prefer details over statements. Revision for half credit will be accepted.

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