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I’m not just talking about stealing something from your brother and teasing him about it or scaring your sister off and giving her a mini heart-attack. I’m talking about the real stuff; stuff that makes this world just a little negative.
These people surely made it their absolute aim to hit the mark in making the world worse. You either will be impressed or mad at them. You could take pointers if you want.
I offer my seat on public transport to middle aged people to make them feel old.
I give people who don’t like me good advice so they won’t take it.
I never donate to freeware companies, and then I complain when they shut down.
I work at Timmy’s and when people who get bagels, are jerks I don’t cut their bagels all the way through. It’s not that big a thing but I know it’d ruin my whole bagel experience.
I add spelling mistakes to emails I’m supposed to forward.
I hold the door open for people that are too far away.
I tell little kids that Santa is real and will bring them anything they want as long as they ask their parents for it enough times.
At house parties I help clean up afterwards but secretly hide a TV remote in a very obscure place. Potted plants are my favorite.
I donate $2.01 every week to St Jude’s. Works out to $104.52 and I get to write it off of my taxes as $105.. Getting the government for .48¢
I copy things from Reddit to my Facebook so my friends and family think I’m clever.
