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Talk about having a good sense of humor. If you have a good sense of humor, then you are probably the one in your squad who steals the spotlight every time. Everyone simply loves you; you are irresistible!
Now let’s talk about having a DUMB sense of humor. Yes, that’s right. Having a dumb sense of humor. If you happen to have that, then you probably know that you can pretty much turn regular conversations into silly jokes, and convert ordinary situations into very awkward and hilarious situations. In other words, you are legendary.
Here is a collection of tweets from people who will show you what’s it like having a really dumb sense of humor and it’s bound to make you laugh. Doubt it? Then scroll down and have a look at it yourself!
[at wife’s office party]
wife: don’t show anybody your tattoo of ratatouille
me: [to her boss, immediately] wanna see my ratattooie
— cory (@coryrichardson_) December 29, 2017
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery— FRO VO (@fro_vo) January 6, 2018
wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it
me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife— yabkat (@ohen39) October 25, 2017
Because it’s the subway https://t.co/CdmW6eCy0C
— Cory ? (@_ihateyall) January 9, 2018
[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]
wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent— brent (@murrman5) November 24, 2014
The inventor of weightlifting chalk must be rubbing his hands
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) January 5, 2018
date: So what do you do?
me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I’m a taxidermist
date: Oh wow
fox: and a ventriloquist— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 28, 2015
“I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle” he moped
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) April 7, 2014
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|___|___|___|___|— cy (@cyrillicorn) December 10, 2017
They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life’s three great concerns: one’s birth, one’s future legacy, and cowboy
— REW (@therealeatwood) October 22, 2015
