Student Gets Drunk & Emailed His Professor And The Professor’s Reply Just Won The Internet

  • By Asad Tipu
  • October 5, 2017
  • 2 minutes read

Ever do something so stupid, you regret it immediately?

Like drunk dialing your ex. Or calling your teacher “Mom”. Stuff like that.

Well, one person combined both. Not only did he get drunk, he also emailed his professor while drunk. But surprisingly, it didn’t turn into a scandal. In fact, the professor was actually pretty cool with it.


mr Martin 

Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I’m sorry u r bald. Lol

If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep you bangin.

Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I’m really fucked rn and will b sick af tomorrow.

Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again

Love u and c u Monday

Good fuckn yard

Patrick Davidson

The professor’s response is the real kicker.



Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11:59 pm. It must be submitted to turnitin.com.

Please refer to my syllabus for information on how to submit your paper.

I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don’t get paid enough to get hair implants.

On a side note… What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don’t have to remember what you said.

Good yard

Mr. Martin

And that, kids, is why you don’t drink and drive. Or drink and do anything for that matter. Lock your devices up before you hit the bottle.

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