10+ Absolutely Dirty AF Tweets From 2017 That Will Make You Go To Hell For Laughing At Them

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10+ Absolutely Dirty AF Tweets From 2017 That Will Make You Go To Hell For Laughing At Them

By Asad Tipu
December 6, 2017
2 minutes read

Twitter’s a great place for celebrities and those with a penchant for one liners.

And 2017 was full of them. Not all of them were… Family friendly. In fact, like most adults, a large bulk of our humour is explicitly dirty, so when Twitter’s one liners made their debut, they did so in the classiest way imaginable.

…Actually, that’s a lie, they were as filthy as you can imagine, and worse.

Don’t take my word for it. Read them yourself.

#1 Hitachi wand.

my clit watching me grab my hitachi magic wand for the 11th time this week pic.twitter.com/LNc35gIPaH

— top 10% on onlyfans (@chanelsface) November 10, 2017

#2 Even the birds flew away.

I just yelled "YANKING ON THE DICK!" so loud all the birds in the neighborhood flew away pic.twitter.com/tDvNpAvxoR

— Kevin (@Ginjerk) February 14, 2017

#3 Pilot.

My mum asked if I had anything to suck on during the flight; apparently "idk what does the pilot look like" wasn't an acceptable answer

— #JusticeForBelly (@SoaprahWinfreyy) August 15, 2017