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#DescribeLoveBadly Results In Hilarious Tweets And They’re Not Wrong

By Asad Tipu
July 18, 2017
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Love is always described as this perfect, amazing thing

And oftentimes, it is, but to get to that point, people have to go through very real problems. Those are things movies, TV shows, and just the general media often forgets to say. True love isn’t happenstance, it’s blood, sweat and tears, just like everything else that’s good in life.

So, when Twitter users decided to explain love in the most terrible way they could, they not only succeeded… They were kinda right.

Sure, maybe it’s not the most accurate and reasonable explanation, but they’re not wrong.

#1 It’s not love, it’s just lack of hate.

I hate you less than other people. Maybe we should spend our lives together. #DescribeLoveBadly

— Victoria Veruca Salt (@trumpanzeetamer) July 14, 2017

#2 Sums up getting married

You know when you stub your toe, but then you end up laughing. #DescribeLoveBadly

— Captain Findhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) July 14, 2017

#3 Anger someone enough to kill you and then hand them a knife

#DescribeLoveBadly let someone in your bubble, give them a knife, and trust they don't burst your bubble

— Sir Castic (@SirCasticDad42) July 14, 2017

#4 I’d kill you but then I’d be alone

Wanting to murder someone but knowing you'd be lost without them so you keep them alive. #DescribeLoveBadly

— Our Lady of Hashtags (@NotNotHaley) July 14, 2017

#5 The moment when you take your bra off after a long day

It feels like the moment that you finally take your bra off at the end of the day #DescribeLoveBadly pic.twitter.com/wGq2gosOUY

— Tamara Rose 🇨🇦 (@misstamerica30) July 14, 2017

#6 Delicious and greasy

It's like when you introduce a fried egg to a bacon sandwich. #DescribeLoveBadly

— warren. (@ObiWarrenKenobi) July 14, 2017

#7 This is love

#DescribeLoveBadly
A hunch of awkward and embarrassing feelings. pic.twitter.com/u7FBXHcZLh

— ||[Cattsy]||[2.0]||😽💞💞 (@Cattereia) July 14, 2017

#8 Dropping a deuce in some peace and quiet

https://twitter.com/_sprf/status/885663431843512320

#9 I mean… I guess.

Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing #DescribeLoveBadly

— Molly Ligon (@mollyligonn) July 14, 2017

#10 Yeah, it’s a bad idea, but so what?

Going against everything your brain is telling you not to do.. #DescribeLoveBadly

— Lee Selleck (@jlsell24) July 14, 2017

#11 It’s a medical condition

Its like having a heart attack, but you don't die, most of the time. #DescribeLoveBadly

— 3dogsandaguy (@3dogsandaguy) July 14, 2017

#12 Where the girl can never make up her dang mind

#DescribeLoveBadly 2 people asking each other what they want to eat until one of them dies

— Lozey (@ServoWeeble) July 14, 2017

#13 I don’t know what to do with this, but thank you

Like when your cat brings a half-dead mouse to you on your bed. #DescribeLoveBadly

— Lenore Riegel (@lenoreriegel) July 15, 2017

#14 Not wanting someone else to die kinda

She's the only person who doesn't want me to die, probably. #DescribeLoveBadly

— MyBleedingInk 🇺🇸🇲🇽♿♉🍫is social distancing (@MyBleedingInk) July 14, 2017

#15 Confirmed, cats are love

#DescribeLoveBadly
It's like watching Cat videos. You laugh, you cry and then its over. pic.twitter.com/KlYm8uNPy8

— ~Marietta✌ (@_MariettaDavis) July 14, 2017

#16 Here’s everything you need to ruin me

I'm giving you everything you need to hurt me but please don't #DescribeLoveBadly

— folksy (@engiedraws) July 14, 2017

#17 Pizza is love, pizza is life

#DescribeLoveBadly Pepperoni and jalapeno pizza, you love it when it's here but hate it when it leaves.

— Pablo De La Hoya (@pablodelahoya_) July 15, 2017

#18 Someone who you can sleep with but can also leave you alone

#DescribeLoveBadly pic.twitter.com/jCBfgSDiXZ

— 🔥NO LIES🔥USMC🔥 DOGS🔥 (@WEKNOWYOURLIES) July 15, 2017

#19 A bad joke so bad it’s good

its like..they tell you a joke and it isn't funny but, you know it'll be good once they workshop it so you laugh anyways #DescribeLoveBadly

— julien (@stjulien) July 15, 2017