This Kid Wrote A Very Dark And Horrible Letter To Santa And We Can’t Stop Laughing

Kids can say the most unexpected things at times.

Especially if your child is “edgy.” What would you expect in a child’s letter to Santa? An Xbox? A pet? No.

NPR reporter Sarah McCammon’s son wanted none of that. He just wanted to roast the heck out of Santa. So she posted his dark letter on Twitter:


The letter says:

via Twitter

“Dear Santa,”

“Santa i’m only doing this for the class. I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. and your life is emty. You don’t know the trouble i’ve had in my life. Good bye.”


“I’m not telling you my name.” 

Are you wondering what the “troubles” are?


He’s not the only dark child on the Internet.


— Cleo’s Hat (@CleopatrasHat) December 3, 2017


And if you look closely, it says “die” in the mailbox.




Imagine him as a teenager.



He has fans all over Twitter!



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