Someone Made A Parody ‘Customer Service’ Account And Answers Stupid Questions Online So Brands Don’t Have To

  • By Asad Tipu
  • January 21, 2018
  • 3 minutes read

If you’ve ever worked in customer service, you know how bad it can be.

You’ve got to deal with idiots– I mean customers, who don’t know anything— I mean are having trouble with some aspects of the services they’re acquiring. As such, it falls to the customer service employee or representative to handle the issue.

And you might think, “Oh, there aren’t many people out there who you’ll have to deal with. I only deal with one asshole a week.”

Well, odds are, a customer service representative has to deal with more people in one day than you do in an entire month. It’s what they’re paid for, and it’s a real headache. So someone made a parody account to let you say and do all the things you wanted to when you worked in customer service. It’s almost cathartic.

#1 Robert’s Chipotle.

#2 Kristen’s Chobani.

#3 Michelle’s Chuck E. Cheese.

#4 Mary’s Chicken.

#5 John’s Brothers.

#6 The guy with no shame.

#7 Lisa’s Pancakes.

#8 Casey’s Isis.

#9 Elizabeth’s Kellog’s.

#10 Shelly’s Publix.

#11 Bruce’s Sears.

#12 Jonathan’s Starbucks.

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