Well, you’ve come to the right place! As we all know, Christmas is just around the corner. And you might have already decorated your house. If you haven’t, you might want to get on that before it is too late and you are forced to use glass ‘Christmas trees’.
So if you are in the market for holiday decorations, you might want to stay far far away from the following, unless you like your Christmas to be filled with innuendos.