Guy’s Chinese Tattoo Is Literally A Dad Joke And We Can’t Stop Laughing

There are people who love dad jokes.

Then there are people who are obsessed with dad jokes.

And then there’s Cody Williams from Milwaukie, Oregon.

“The Guy With The Funny Tattoo” just got the most ironic tattoo ever.


My friend’s tattoo. When asked “what does that mean?” He replies, “I don’t know, I don’t speak Chinese.” That is literally what it means. from funny

Yeah, you read that right. He inked his arm with the words, “I don’t know, I don’t speak Chinese.”

Well, isn’t that a conversation starter?


Williams told LadBible:

I’d always liked the way Chinese symbols look, but hate that everyone always gets generic meanings tattooed like ‘love’, ‘hope’, ‘courage’ and stuff like that which gets old.

I also knew I’d constantly have a lot of people asking me what my tattoo said if I decided to get Chinese symbols on me and thought of this as a clever way to mess with almost everyone I meet and give us both a good laugh.

He also double checked with his Chinese friend to be safe.


He got the tattoo at 19; it was simple back then. But he recently added more colour to it.

I got this three years ago, when I was 19, and I still love it.

I can even picture myself as a grandfather being asked what my tattoo says and telling my grandchildren, “I don’t know, I don’t speak Chinese.”

And never explaining it to them as they get older.

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