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Chefs Crazy Story About Fingering His GF After Cutting Peppers Takes A Hilarious Wild Turn

Never fingerbang someone right after you cut jalapeños.

Because believe it not, it will not end well for you or your significant other. And you will also waste a whole lot of heavy cream in the process. (Unless you’re really into that kind of stuff.)

I know we’ve all done it, touched sensitive parts of our or other’s bodies right after cutting chilies. And it never ends well, and yet we make this mistake again and again. I remember I once literally scarred my eye because I touched my eye right after eating chilies.

However, you’d think chefs would know better than this. Apparently not so here is one chef making this infamous mistake.

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I’m sure he understands what you’re going through.

Damn, that sounds painful.

Fourteen fucking times? I thought you’d learn after the 3rd time!

Well, at least he admits that he made a mistake.

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That took a turn for the worst quite fast.

I am quite sure she will be done with him after this.

Okay, so maybe I predicted that wrong since she seems to be into it?

I did think that story would do a complete 180.

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Oh wow, did not see that coming.

I think that is honestly the best sentence ever.

However, other Redditors were more concerned about unnecessary things.

Does that really matter here, though?

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To which the original user replied.

I get what you’re saying, but I wouldn’t go that far.

They are, but your hands can never be entirely tingling free after cutting any kind of chilies.

I can understand why she was upset with you.

Very good advice. Will keep that in mind next time.

Do you think this story was made up or did this really happen? Have you ever done something stupid right after cutting chilies? Comment on below and let us know.

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