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‘Cards Against Humanity’ Sent Check To Their Lowest Earning Customer For An Empowerment Reason

Their name should be changed to ‘Cards For Humanity.’

They have done a lot more for people than the Government has. You see, they did what the Government couldn’t or didn’t want to do: They redistributed the wealth from their ‘rich’ customer to the lowest-earning ones.

It all started when they asked for $15 from their customers so they could buy the U.S-Mexican border. They were calling it ‘Cards Against Humanity Saves America.’ It turns out; they are trying to save America in more ways than one.

So that is why they sent $1000 checks to the 100 of their lowest earning customers and gave the $15 full refund to the next 10,000 people. Where did this money come from, you ask? Well, from the donation their highest earning customers made.

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This is the cheque the lucky 100 got in their mail.

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And following is the letter that came with it.

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This is what it said.

Dear Citizen,
In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice – a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their houses – so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Cards Against Humanity has redistributed everyone’s wealth.

We’ve got some good news and some bad news. Let’s start with the bad: according to the survey you filled out when you signed up for CAH Saves America, you are one of the poorest 100 recipients. Now for the good news: you’re getting a check for $1,000, paid for by everyone else. Yes, the check is real, and you can actually cash it. To read more about other people who got $1,00, check out CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity

P.S. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check. But who cares about them.

While the next 10,000 people received a full refund.

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And this is the letter that they got.

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Dear Citizen,
In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice – a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their houses – so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Cards Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each a check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these people’s lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com.

The next 10,000 poorest recipients, including you, got a $15 refund check. You deserve more than this, but from your political representatives – not from a comedy game.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity

However, most people got the following letter.

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Dear Citizen,
In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice – a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their houses – so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Cards Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each a check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these people’s lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com.

The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity

The stories from the 100 were truly inspiring.

Jessica.

Abigail.

Ian.

SrCow.

Kristi.

Stephanie.

And this is how they redistributed the wealth.

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They truly are ‘Saving America’ 100 people at a time.

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The Internet had a lot to say too.

I think we already have to.

And you helped some people too!

True dat!

That they are.

Must have felt pretty good, huh?

We are glad that they did this too.

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