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10+ Brutal Roasts About Celebrities Read By Those Exact Celebrities

Late night shows are popular for a reason

You have celebrities, the most trending “thing”, and an update on the day to day life. As of late, there’s also been a regular Trump bash, which some participate in, and some don’t. I favour the latter from a purely business point of view. Jimmy Fallon put it correctly, “I don’t want to be bullied into not being me, and not doing what I think is funny. Just because some people bash me on Twitter, it’s not going to change my humour or my show. People that voted for Trump watch my show as well.”

And that is a smart decision. However, politics can be frustrating, so how about we just kick back, and watch celebrities being bashed instead?

On Twitter, arguably the most opinionated part of the internet, people have been throwing shade at celebs, and over at Jimmy Kimmel Live, people have compiled a list of mean tweets to be read by the celebrities they were intended for.

The result?

Absolute hilarity

#1 Strahan’s Teeth

#2 Hank’s private tropical island

#3 Khalifa’s secret womanhood

#4 Bette Midler’s giant… Ego.

#5 Just general hate towards Kudrow

#6 Blaine’s soothing voice is too soothing.

#7 Cranston’s Carrey impression of McConaughey

#8 Perry’s giant head

#9 Gosling’s… perfection, I guess?

#10 Crowe’s paradox

#11 Mumford & Sons roast

#12 I present a Sad Sheeran.

#13 The best healthcare plan is to stop being poor.

#14 Nelson has immortality figured out

#15 Bieber is humanity’s first sacrifice.

#16 Gosling’s expressions

#17 Radcliffe roast. Can’t expecto patronum after that.

#18 Paisley is not impressed.

#19 Effron’s general douche face.

#20 Maguire is a hamster in a robot playing a spider.

#21 Hawke is the accidental celebrity

#22 Johnson is a shark

#23 Simmons is always watching

#24 Grande’s music

#25 Farrell needs a new body spray

#26 Butler keeps showing up in crap films

#27 Every face is a different reaction

#28 What’s the difference?

#29 Shaq is too big to diss

#30 Stewart is a girl?

#31 Perry Roast

#32 Drake can sing, but can he fro?

#33 Swinton is the Ancient Good Boy

#34 Rudd is so easily giggly

#35 Grant is charmingly uncharming

#36 Vergara is the angry Latino mom

#37 Penn looks like he’s having a bad day

#38 Alba is no longer relevant, and she’s sad

#39 He’s not wrong, especially after her Trump stunt

#40 Redmayne looks like a sad puppy

#41 Pitbull doesn’t know if he should add that diss to his next track or not

#42 Billboard brow

#43 Don’t mess with the Kung Fu Panda

#44 Roberts is smiling in an “I will kill you” way

#45 I don’t recognise him when he isn’t swearing

#46 Murray’s tragic death in Zombieland

#47 Eddie Redmayne in a wig

#48 Paul Blart: Tweet Cop

#49 Newhart is way too old for this crap

#50 Potato face

#51 KidRock diss

#52 Spiderman troubles

#53 New favourite insult

#54 Louis-Dreyfus screaming

#55 The return of the Spears

Source: Jimmy Kimmel Live 

 

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