Remember that scene from “Mean Girls” where Cady imagined the girls as wild animals? Its that time of the year again. It’s Black Friday again, and you are about to see similar wild animals but this time in our local malls. As prices go down with deals, the wish to grab every shiny and new thing increases. Even if we don’t need it, consumerists are crazy about it!
Before you hit the market, read how Twitter responded to this annual shopping frenzy below:
If you’re going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights
— EverybodyHatesBdell (@Bdell1014) November 24, 2016
ME: I have zero interest in owning a parrot.
CLERK: This parrot is 80% off.
ME: I will take 4 parrots#BlackFriday
— Bryant Olivas (@Bryantolivas) November 22, 2017
#BlackFridayIn3Words Good luck employees pic.twitter.com/kxd1xZgeeT
— ?Christmas Knight? (@Jayd3nKnight) November 24, 2015
Is anyone going black friday shopping tomorrow. I just found out people go and stand in lines on thanksgiving and I’m actually laughing
— Isaac (@EyeSaccc) November 22, 2017
#BlackFridayIn3Words pic.twitter.com/O5SgoVlEDw
— Alex Carrigan (@AlexTheCarrigan) November 25, 2016
Just trampled a family of six to get a 50%-off coupon for something I don’t need.
No regrets.#BlackFriday
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 25, 2016
So you can make it early for black #BlackFriday shopping but can’t make it to church because its too early pic.twitter.com/joeRLQ3ELf
— Stay Humble (@MarcusMuller19) November 22, 2017
One’s intelligence is directly inverse to the likelihood of stating “I can’t wait to go shopping on #BlackFriday.”
— Austin Tyler Rogers (@austintylerro) November 22, 2017
I want a bigger PC monitor for #BlackFriday. But I also want to not be shanked in a Walmart. Hmm. Choices choices…
— Cain Manoli (@cainmanoli) November 22, 2017
Me convincing myself I’m not a victim of online #BlackFriday marketing as I watch some more money drain from my bank account… pic.twitter.com/PqqEZKLsTD
— James (@Spinglespot) November 22, 2017