10+ Hilarious AF Tweets About Black Friday That Are Way Too Relatable

• By Sara Salman
• November 25, 2017
• 4 minutes read

Remember that scene from “Mean Girls” where Cady imagined the girls as wild animals? Its that time of the year again. It’s Black Friday again, and you are about to see similar wild animals but this time in our local malls. As prices go down with deals, the wish to grab every shiny and new thing increases. Even if we don’t need it, consumerists are crazy about it!

Before you hit the market, read how Twitter responded to this annual shopping frenzy below:

30. Well, you might be in there for some live action.

If you’re going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights

— EverybodyHatesBdell (@Bdell1014) November 24, 2016

 

29. Some interests begin with a discount.

ME: I have zero interest in owning a parrot.

CLERK: This parrot is 80% off.

ME: I will take 4 parrots#BlackFriday

— Bryant Olivas (@Bryantolivas) November 22, 2017

 

28. Poor black Friday employees.

 

#BlackFridayIn3Words Good luck employees pic.twitter.com/kxd1xZgeeT

— ?Christmas Knight? (@Jayd3nKnight) November 24, 2015

 

27. Preparation game too strong.

 

Is anyone going black friday shopping tomorrow. I just found out people go and stand in lines on thanksgiving and I’m actually laughing

— Isaac (@EyeSaccc) November 22, 2017

 

26. Big wishes with a few dollars.

#BlackFridayIn3Words pic.twitter.com/O5SgoVlEDw

— Alex Carrigan (@AlexTheCarrigan) November 25, 2016

 

25. He fought like a warrior.

 

Just trampled a family of six to get a 50%-off coupon for something I don’t need.

No regrets.#BlackFriday

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 25, 2016

 

24. Eh? No deep words bro.

So you can make it early for black #BlackFriday shopping but can’t make it to church because its too early pic.twitter.com/joeRLQ3ELf

— Stay Humble (@MarcusMuller19) November 22, 2017

 

23. This dude just measured intelligence with shopping.

 

One’s intelligence is directly inverse to the likelihood of stating “I can’t wait to go shopping on #BlackFriday.”

— Austin Tyler Rogers (@austintylerro) November 22, 2017

 

22. Choices are a tough thing.

 

I want a bigger PC monitor for #BlackFriday. But I also want to not be shanked in a Walmart. Hmm. Choices choices…

— Cain Manoli (@cainmanoli) November 22, 2017

 

21. When self-control suddenly becomes out of control.

 

Me convincing myself I’m not a victim of online #BlackFriday marketing as I watch some more money drain from my bank account… pic.twitter.com/PqqEZKLsTD

— James (@Spinglespot) November 22, 2017