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There’s a reason we used to say this to each other back in junior school. I don’t know about myself, but I do know how much kids lie to each other. Not just that; they lie to their elders too! I’m pretty sure the parents aren’t as dumb as the kids to believe whatever they tell them but they do take their kids seriously a lot of times. Okay, maybe I’m being too modest. I must have lied too back when I was a kid, but these kids just hit the ball out of the park!
Upon asked, people flooded Twitter with the most mindblowing lies they’ve ever heard from children. Trust me, you’re going to need some popcorn for this!
Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie.
— Face (@Arr) January 20, 2018
Kid in 3rd grade told me his uncle's computer was so advanced it could make orange juice and gold and platinum bars
— Trey Cant Write (@Trebucket) January 20, 2018
tyler foley told everyone that he saved his marine-vet dad from a heart attack & he got an all-school assembly where the cops gave him a medal. turned out he made the whole thing up
— miguel ACABrera (@jonahloeb) January 20, 2018
and when i made fun of him for having a mullet, he said he got his hair cut normally but it grew back into a mullet on the ride home from the barber
— Kyle Daly (@dalykyle) January 20, 2018
This kid Luke described in great detail the plots for Terminators 3-5, claimed the video store in town didn't carry them because they were too violent, I had no way to parse this
— Cody Peace Adams (@VentnerKendo) January 20, 2018
Alls I can remember specifically is a T-3000 that was a meat-morpher and a troubling fixation on the scenes where Arnold had to forcible disrobe people to take their clothes
— Cody Peace Adams (@VentnerKendo) January 20, 2018
kid who followed us around all the time claimed he won george washington's fountain pen in a rubber band shooting contest
— basketball is back (@JucheMane) January 20, 2018
Said when his dad got a vasectomy a sexy nurse had to play with his weiner but if it got hard it would ruin the surgery so she'd have to hit his weiner with a wooden spoon
— bhlaab (@bhlaab) January 20, 2018
also said that once his dad was walking through "the hood" and a guy tried to offer him a drink. his dad just threw the bottle down and smashed it on the sidewalk because he knew all along that it was pee
— bhlaab (@bhlaab) January 20, 2018
also notable is my brother, a serial liar who claims he slept on a water bed and woke up underneath it "because of osmosis"
— jordan (@nu_handen) January 20, 2018
Knew a kid whose dad worked at a TV station, the kid claimed he’d gone to the station and met the ninja turtles
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) January 20, 2018
I knew a guy in high school who claimed he was friends with Larry the cable guy. when we told him to prove it he printed out an extremely pixelated B&W photo and signed it “Larry” in his own handwriting
— david byrnes scream at the end of road to nowhere (@rachelmillman) January 20, 2018
Girl said her mom had the world's only 2 official top hats in her attic.
— Mike Ferraro (@MFerrar0) January 20, 2018
