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People Shared Their Most Awkward NSFW Family Moments That You’ll Never Want To Experience

  • By Asad Tipu
  • November 1, 2017
  • 8 minutes read

Families can get awkward real fast at times.

After all, you spend your entire life with them, and there are times when things can get a lot more awkward than just watching a movie with a sex scene in it. Like these people, who’ve had to go through a lot of extremely embarrassing little adventures. But on the top side, they’ve got stories to tell, and we’re here to listen!

#1 Cards Against Humanity

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My wife and I made the very poor decision of playing Cards Against Humanity with my parents. I ended up having to explain to my dear mother what bukkake is. I had to. She would not let it go. She ended up winning the game. (not-a-giraffe)

#2 Girlfriend.

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Had a girlfriend over, we did the nasty, I threw the used condom into the trash. Took her home then came home to my mom and sister laughing. Turns out our dog ran up to my room, grabbed it out of the trash, and was playing with it while I was gone and they found it. (Khyraine)

#3 Road trip.

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I was on a road trip with my parents and the family dog after my brother went to college, and we checked into a hotel room with two queen beds. My parents took one, the dog and I were in the other. My dad wanted to gross me out and said “Now son, if you hear anything in the middle of the night, keep your eyes on that wall” and pointed behind me with one hand, putting his arm around my (disgusted) mom with the other. (sdneidich)

#4 The foul smell.

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sounds of pain. I look over and my brother rolls out of bed clutching his stomach and runs out the room. Now imagine a chubby nine year old wearing nothing but loose boxers hobbling/sprinting down the hall.

I’m hit with this foul, foul smell, and I look down and there is a trail of wet splattery poop EVERYWHERE. Brother finishes running, slams into the bathroom, and you can almost hear the sigh of relief. Except there wasn’t. Turns out when he went to relieve his bowels, he had nothing left.

Best part was that he didn’t realize where the poop had gone until he walked out the bathroom to see his legacy spread out behind him. Oh and fun fact, we had extended family staying over that time… (generationsofleaves)

#5 Used rubber.

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I was at my first real girlfriend’s house when I was in high school, we would do it in the basement when her family was home to avoid any walk-ins. After I finished it was common practice to tie the condom in a knot and avoid throwing it in the trash bin to avoid the Mom finding it when she was cleaning. So I left it on top of the ping pong table thinking I could take it upstairs with me when we decided to leave.

Her father and little brother thought it was a good time to go downstairs and play ping pong…. the brother gets to the table first, sees the used rubber, picks it up, holds it out, turns to his father and says: “Dad, what is this?” The dad’s face was of sheer terror as he screamed at his son to drop it, grabbed his wrist and stomped upstairs all while not breaking eye contact with me. (Rutgers_EQ_Kimball)

#6 Girls gone wild.

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At our extended family’s Christmas party one year when I was like eight years old, my aunt wanted to show my family the video she took on their latest vacation. Except when they start watching the VHS it suddenly cuts to a video that my 16-year-old cousin (her son) took of a bunch of girls flashing their boobs.

Apparently he had a house party while his mom was on a work trip and accidentally taped over his family vacation. So here are like 20 family members watching my cousins own personal girls gone wild video. Needless to say he was in trouble. (ALaroux1021)

#7 Errands.

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In high school, my girlfriend’s dad was supposed to be at a doctors appointment and running errands and not be back for several hours. We fooled around for a while then we were banging. She was pretty vocal when she knew no one could hear us… unfortunately for her dad, his appointment was canceled and he had come back to the house before we even started banging.

When I went out of her bedroom to the bathroom to clean up, there he was standing in the kitchen. I will never forget that look. I asked how long he was there. He said “the whole time.” Fast forward ten years, and that high school girlfriend is now my wife of four years. Her dad likes answering most of my questions with “the whole time” to this day. (drm390)

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