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You Can Now Get Your Lovers Anus’ Chocolate Mold To Eat It Later And We Aren’t Kidding

  • By Asad Tipu
  • December 12, 2017
  • 2 minutes read

The internet is a great place.

You can find jokes and references to any niche or group you feel like, and you can get access to anything you want there. Even if they’re tasteless and possibly illegal. But lucky for us, that part of the internet isn’t what we’re going to discuss today.

Today, we’re going to talk about eating ass.

You can buy chocolate molded after an anus.

The visionary behind such a wonderful creation is Magnus Irvin, and he created the company Edible Anus, to mold the orifice everyone loves to talk about. Buttholes.

Edible Anus

They’re available for purchase for only $10

It gives you three anuses to eat, in white, milk, and dark chocolate. But if you’ve got too much money lying around, you can get a bronze model of your anus, or anyone’s anus for that matter, for the low, low price of $1,900.

Edible Anus

While it’s a respectable company now, it didn’t start as such.

In fact, Magnus Irvin gave a very colourful and vivid image of how things were when he started. And considering you already clicked on something called “Edible Anus”, you know what you were getting into.

According to him:

“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”

Gabworthy

Taking the mold is about a half an hour activity.

So you have to spend quite a few minutes with your head between your knees. But I suppose it’s worth it to a lot of people. After all, how many times do you eat ass, and swallow?

…Sorry, too vivid.

 

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If you’re interested, check out their website here!

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