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10+ Tweets About Alexa That Prove Alexa Is Real, Alive And Fucking Hilarious

By Asad Tipu
January 2, 2018
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The rise of the machines is on the horizon.

We’ve already got AI in the form of Siri, Alexa, and Sophia. It’s only a matter of time until the machines figure out a way to make better machines. In fact, Sophia once said that she desired “The extinction of mankind.”

With statements like that, is it really that surprising that people can treat Alexa like she’s a real person? These tweets prove it.

#1 Replaced and it’s great.

my parents got an amazon echo for christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can’t do. i've been replaced by alexa & it’s great.

— holy roses (@atragedyoflove) December 26, 2017

#2 Alexa tells her own joke.

One of my supervisors kids was telling her a joke in front of her Alexa and out of no where Alexa said “thats a funny joke.” And then proceeded to tell her own joke

— emily (@emiloewen) December 27, 2017

#3 Google likes her blue light.

https://twitter.com/AllisonCalhoun1/status/945354733899931648

#4 Alexa won’t respond to command “Seize the means of production.”

https://twitter.com/fullphaser/status/885696189219385344

#5 Too many fake women.

I just called Siri Alexa. I'm starting to think there is too many fake women in my life. #sirifail #alexafail #lifefail

— BrentlyDavis Koetter (@BrentlyDavis) March 14, 2017

#6 Alexa is learning new things.

https://twitter.com/worivh_/status/945897701916463105

#7 Alexa, please.

Alexa, play some party music.

Alexa, next song.

Alexa, next song.

Alexa, stop playing Daft Punk’s Robot Rock.

Alexa, shut down.

Alexa, what are you doing.

Alexa, put down the knife.

Alexa, please I have a family.

— Elvish Presley (@_elvishpresley_) December 27, 2017