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Woman Complains On Facebook When Her Adult Toy Gets Lost In The Mail And Her Post Is Hilarious

By Malaika Aman
March 5, 2018
2 minutes read

We’ve all lost something in the mail.

I mean I know this feeling of frustration first hand. I once lost two freaking smart-phones in the mail, so I definitely know this feeling. Granted I don’t know the exact emotions, Clara Compton, a 29-year-old from Port Augusta, Australia was feeling.

I mean she did complain about the fact that ahm her adult toy was lost in the mail. I mean I don’t know about you, but she was understandably quite frustrated because of this, so no one blames her that she took to Facebook to vent it out.

Her post had a hilarious start.

And it soon had us laughing on the floor.

Following is what she had to say.

Dear Austpost,

I’m writing to you on behalf of myself. For you see, I have recently purchased myself an item called the Satisfyer Pro. Now if your not familiar with this product, then i’m sure you do not understand the urgency of this product.

I mean I have expressed posted it for a reason. A very frustrated reason.As a young independent woman, I take pleasure in looking after myself, and that includes in privacy and so when I saw that my item was to be shipped and estimated time of delivery was Tuesday the 27th.

I was a bit extra excited and so my lonely and yearning weekend was filled with prolonging excitement.
But this was premature. For you see, it appears my poor item has now become a long lost friend.

It’s shipping information has not moved since Thursday and I’ve already checked the post box today, just a little too happy and fidgety at the desk but walked away unsatisfied.
I mean that’s the exact reason I brought this gift from heaven for myself, but alas like every other male in my life, literally the mail has disappointed me as well and all I was left with is bills.

Unsurprisingly her post went viral much to her dismay.

I thought maybe my mum and family would see it not thousands of people, I’m so embarrassed. I just wanted Australia Post to know my present-to-myself hadn’t arrived yet.

There’s no way I thought it would actually blow up, I was just trying to be funny. This is so awkward.

And Australia post was quick to reply.

We’re all about good vibes here at Australia Post and never want any of our customers to feel anything but the happiness a speedy package can provide.

She did update us later, and sadly her ‘package’ still hasn’t arrived.

Luckily, however, she isn’t the only one who has posted embarrassing things on social media without thinking about it too much. So I am sure people will forget this in no time.