It may be hard to believe. But, sometimes Apple employees have absolutely no clue about what is going on with your device. And they’ll still pretend like they know what they’re doing. What’s funnier is that a lot of times people don’t realize what they’ve left open on their screens when they hand it to an Apple employee. True story. And they see many pictures the users might not want them to see. You can’t lie to them. You might tell them that you didn’t drop your phone in water. But, the liquid indicators inside your phone will always beg to differ.
But we’ll try rebooting it and see if that works. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We would never snoop through a person’s device, ever. But sometimes people don’t realize what they’ve left open on their screen when they hand it to us. *Cue awkward fumble to close tabs.*
You can tell us you didn’t drop your phone in water, but the liquid indicators inside your phone beg to differ.
Lots of people think they can scream their way into getting a free thing. It rarely works.
Even the nicest folks. Sorry.
Our job is to match you with the device that’s right for you, even if it’s the cheapest model.
Most employees don’t work on commission, anyway!
Some of the things people do are pretty funny, tbh.
Yeah, there’s no way we’d be able to catch all those pranks ourselves.
We’ve got hundreds of devices lying around — go ahead and use them!